Of a Young Mind

• I used to think that long ago, in times of black and white photos, that everything in the world really was black and white and that color was something that the world adapted to.
• I thought that Cheeseburgers were for girls and hamburgers were for boys. My older brother didn't like cheese and I did. My younger brother just got everything the way my older brother did so he got hamburgers too. Girls and boys alike could get chicken nuggets though.
• When I turned 5-years old, I thought I was practically a grown up.
• My brother told me that the $5 bill that I found on the street was fake and that he would buy it from me for $1. Several years later, I told my mom and she made him pay me back $4.
• I thought that "One hit wonder" and "Five finger discount" were dirty terms.